you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
