Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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