Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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