??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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