I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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