Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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