I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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