my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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