carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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