i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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