what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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