Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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