I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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