Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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