hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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