Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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