thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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