"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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