well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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