he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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