at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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