There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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