Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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