it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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