Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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