Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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