"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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