Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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