If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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