weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Come share oat with me in your robe
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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