How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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