sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Boobs speak an international language.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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