I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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