At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
well you can't waste a boner
I didn't notice because vodka
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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