You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
soo... how was my night?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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