nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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