that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How external is "for external use only"?
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You don't make any sense
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Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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