Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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