Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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