I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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