He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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