BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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