singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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