it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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