I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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