You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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How drunk are you?
Completed.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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