I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
How does it feel to date your dad?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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