Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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