I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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