you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so let's talk penis.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
