Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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