Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
bring money and cleavage
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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