wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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