I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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