I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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