if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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